Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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