I think im going to throw up on grandma
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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