i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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