you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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