can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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