so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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