I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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