Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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