I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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