you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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