She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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