party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So much rum. So many feels.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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