It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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