he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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