Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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