did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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