idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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