awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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