Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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