I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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