oh god the rape fog is back!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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