Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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