he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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