i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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