out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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