Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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