i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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