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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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