so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.