Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i barfeds in our rink
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think my moral compass just broke
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