No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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