My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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