remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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