Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Green mimosas i think yes
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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