I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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