She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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