i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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