i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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