So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The Olympian is in my bed
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