When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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