Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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