Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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