Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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