This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
