I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Who died my cat blue again?
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