Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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