Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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