It's just like the Real World with babies
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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