drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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