You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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