real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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