But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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