OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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