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(605): View more from South Dakota

remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones

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(217): View more from Illinois

you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out

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(705): View more from Ontario

her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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(716): View more from New York

I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them

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(817): View more from Texas

But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities

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(248): View more from Michigan

We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.

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(515): View more from Iowa

as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale

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(850): View more from Florida

If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.

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