we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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