How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So much rum. So many feels.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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