i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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