You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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